Humor Pieces
“A Review of My Positive Self-Talk by My Negative Self Talk,” The New Yorker
“Pride Celebrations for the Quietly Contemplative,” The New Yorker
“Some Other Vibe Shifts,” The New Yorker
“The Death of N.F.Ts” The New Yorker
“Some Breakthroughs That Are Not Bad,” The New Yorker
“Non-Covid-19 Passports that Reduce Your Risk to Society,” The New Yorker
“The Seven Days of Creation Under Capitalism,” The New Yorker
"When 50% is Okay, but 90-95% is Extraordinary," The New Yorker
“First Lines of Rejected ‘Modern Love’ Essays,” The New Yorker
“Questions for Scientists During Any Downtime They Might Have,” The New Yorker
“A Field Guide for Bloomberg Campaign Deputy Digital Directors,” The New Yorker
“Your First Ninety Days in Hell,” The New Yorker
“Perfect Roommates You’ll Never Find,” The New Yorker
“Overheard at the Support Group for Tall Kids Cast as Dads in High School Plays,” McSweeney’s
“RE: Editorial Layoffs,” Slackjaw
“7 Things You Just Gotta Do Before We All Die (Sponsored by Bank of America),” Slackjaw
Essays & Stories
“Strangers on the Internet with My Name,” Tasteful Rude
“Missed Chances for Mindfulness,” Literary Hub
“Drag, Disney, and the Gospel of Alyssa Edwards,” Vulture
“Deja Vu on the Emily in Paris Walking Tour,” Vulture
“Pretend I’m a Tourist,” a 12-part series for TimeOut NY
“10 Lessons from Pandemic Comedy in the Park,” The Independent
“Red Lobster is Not Essential,” The New Yorker
“Congratulations, Class of 2020. And sorry” The Washington Post
“The Worst Thing You Can Do to Someone Who Loves Ranch,” The Huffington Post
“Papa John’s Fired Its CEO. 14 Years Ago, It Fired Me,” The Huffington Post
“I Love My Evangelical Mom,” PureWow
“How to Write a Eulogy,” Medium